This is what happens when I try to speed-sketch.
Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.
Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.
"The tragedy of that poor boy’s life is not the realization that he’s not the grand prize he’s assumed, but that he’s not even second place."
This list of animating exercises came up on my dash, and I kinda decided I’d try to - eventually - do all of them.
These are the first two:
- Ball Bouncing in place, no decay (loop)
- Ball Bouncing across the screen
It’s my first time doing either, and both were fun to do)
Long story short, I’m in trouble. My mom has lost her job that has kept us pretty stable and even though I’m supposed to have a job coming in ( and she is too ), we won’t get a check for October, and the remainder of this month. We have recently taken in two more people into our household that are paying nothing, and we plan on taking in another that’s going to work with us. But none of that is going to help. We’re not going to have money for groceries, gas, or bills, and frankly, I’m scared. I no longer have anything worth selling to get money for my family, I have practically sold everything valuable to help this family, and I’ve run out of options. Please consider helping, if nothing, just please signal boost. The GoFundMe is here, but if you do plan on donating, and don’t want to go through GoFundMe, I have a PayPal at firstname.lastname@example.org. If it’s drawings or edits or whatever that you want, I will do them, just give me awhile to do them. I’m not ready to feel hungry again and wait several weeks to eat something that isn’t ramen noodles three times a day. I am incredibly thankful to anyone who signal boosts this, or donates, and if I have to, I’ll come around and thank you personally. Just help me one more last time, and hopefully, after October, I will be on smoother waters, permanently.
Bad news. A twist happened — my mother, nor myself will have a job at the place we were promised to have a job. We are back to one check a month, I literally just sold my PS3. Now it’s an emergency. We don’t know when we’ll have jobs for us, but we’ll have nothing to live on.